| Happy Valentine's Day!
Here we go, y'all, the only holiday that makes you feel guilty no matter what (excluding perhaps Lent). If you've got a significant other, you're convinced that you need to do something, and you get the additional guilt trip of watching single people stagger around being morose. If you're single, well, it just sucks because everything in the world is trying to make you feel inadaquate for not having a significant other.
I suggest that we all go back to our houses, eat the leftover pizza mouldering in the fridge, and watch the silly college basketball game that's probably on. Isn't that what successful bachelors do?
But really, I shouldn't be complaining. I have a loving boyfriend, and friends out here to give me flowers and make sure that I know that I'm loved. So, for me, this isn't so bad. But now I feel guilty for saying that since I'm sure there are people out there about to leap for my throat with a spoon. Why a spoon? Because it'll hurt more, you twit.
Not to mention, my mom sent me red hots, which are the best candy in the world. I mean, the best. I can't think of a single kind of candy I like more than red hots, which just goes to show that I'm a cinnamon junkie, and you mint people have no idea what you're missing out on.
But, hey. I'm on my way out the door. I need to go purchase some day old pizza or something. And beer. Bud Lite. |
